How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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