The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I got inside last night via doggy door
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