i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I understand Curling. That high.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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