she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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