Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I have aggressive nipples.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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