Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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