do herpes really smell.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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