I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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