Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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