i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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