omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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