I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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