Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
