You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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