youre lurking in front of me
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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