I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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