Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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