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I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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