And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
this hospital has no fireball
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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