Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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