so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
He has the fingertips of a God
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