So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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