I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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