so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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