if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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