What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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