ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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