Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
So much Jack, so little girl.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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