And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
