so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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