Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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