How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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