so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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