Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
You can't motorboat a personality
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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