Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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