Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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