there's paper in my vomit.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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