in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
