just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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