I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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