i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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