Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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