BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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