Sry I called you an 8
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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