I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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