please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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