Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
The power of my boobs compel you
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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