can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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