A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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