Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Randomize
